The Awesome Farm

Episode 15: To Belittle and to Be Little

• --------: 9:04 AM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: Yup
• LouisTheCat: rick you gotta come home
• RickDickens77: Lou, this is like the fifth day in a row you've said that.
• LouisTheCat: was i ever wrong
• RickDickens77: Proceed.
• LouisTheCat: you gotta see what rufus is doing
• RickDickens77: I don't know any Rufus.
• LouisTheCat: sure you do
• LouisTheCat: orange and white cat
• LouisTheCat: lives with the molester
• RickDickens77: Molester?
• LouisTheCat: ugh do i have to explain everything
• LouisTheCat: the guy who has little kids going in and out of his house every day
• RickDickens77: I think you mean Dave
• RickDickens77: He's a piano teacher
• LouisTheCat: is that what they call it now
• RickDickens77: Those kids' parents go in there with them, you know.
• LouisTheCat: i know thats what makes it so horrifying
• RickDickens77: Ok well he's not a molester, but go on
• RickDickens77: What is Rufus doing
• LouisTheCat: hes been running in circles around his house for like two hours
• LouisTheCat: lol he tripped
• RickDickens77: So why is he doing this
• LouisTheCat: he does this after he poops
• LouisTheCat: just usually not for this long
• RickDickens77: Two hours? Really?
• LouisTheCat: yeah like since right after you left
• RickDickens77: That was half an hour ago
• LouisTheCat: so what is that like three hours
• RickDickens77: …it's half an hour.
• LouisTheCat: ok well you and your nerd friends figure out the math or semantics or whatever and let me know when youre ready to see something amazing
• RickDickens77: I will.
• --------: 10:14 AM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: do you think rufus is retarded
• RickDickens77: Don't be mean.
• LouisTheCat: what
• RickDickens77: That's not a nice word.
• LouisTheCat: what would be a nice word
• RickDickens77: Well
• RickDickens77: mentally
• RickDickens77: um
• LouisTheCat: go on
• RickDickens77: challenged? I guess?
• RickDickens77: I mean… for humans, we use words that are about, you know, clinical diagnosis
• RickDickens77: maybe for cats it's ok to just say that
• LouisTheCat: say what
• RickDickens77: What you said.
• LouisTheCat: what
• RickDickens77: that word.
• LouisTheCat: look at you
• LouisTheCat: you cant even say it
• RickDickens77: Well it's not a nice word!
• LouisTheCat: is it still not nice if its true
• RickDickens77: Well, sort of, I mean it's about context. And fact versus opinion.
• RickDickens77: You can't just go around calling people ugly or fat either.
• LouisTheCat: oh rick
• LouisTheCat: did someone call you ugly
• LouisTheCat: im sorry
• RickDickens77: No.
• LouisTheCat: huh
• LouisTheCat: how about fat
• RickDickens77: No.
• LouisTheCat: are you sure
• RickDickens77: Nobody called me fat.
• LouisTheCat: are you suuuuuure
• RickDickens77: Yes!
• LouisTheCat: huh
• RickDickens77: Why would someone call me fat?
• LouisTheCat: no reason
• RickDickens77: Are YOU calling me fat?
• LouisTheCat: im not here to judge
• RickDickens77: I've been really busy!
• LouisTheCat: i know that rick
• RickDickens77: I had that thing with my ankle and I couldn't exercise!
• LouisTheCat: we all know
• RickDickens77: it's hard to eat right when- wait a second, who's "we"
• LouisTheCat: nobody
• RickDickens77: Who are you talking about Lou
• LouisTheCat: well i mean
• LouisTheCat: you know
• LouisTheCat: the cats
• LouisTheCat: and the neighbor kids
• LouisTheCat: and the adults obviously because kids and their big mouths am i right
• LouisTheCat: grandma
• LouisTheCat: bodega ray
• LouisTheCat: and you know theres me of course
• LouisTheCat: but i wouldnt say youve gotten fat
• RickDickens77: Thank you
• LouisTheCat: tubby maybe
• RickDickens77: Oh. Nice.
• LouisTheCat: soft
• LouisTheCat: stout
• LouisTheCat: plump
• RickDickens77: Got it
• LouisTheCat: portly
• LouisTheCat: pudgy
• RickDickens77: hey
• LouisTheCat: beefy maybe
• RickDickens77: Louis
• LouisTheCat: rotund
• --------: 10:55 AM
• LouisTheCat: fat
• --------: 11:30 AM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: im starving
• LouisTheCat: my bowl has like zero food in it
• RickDickens77: It's not my fault you inhaled it all before 8AM.
• LouisTheCat: but i mean its like totally empty rick
• LouisTheCat: its never totally empty
• RickDickens77: Well, your doctor thinks I'm not the only one in our household who could stand to lose a few.
• LouisTheCat: my doctor
• RickDickens77: Yes.
• LouisTheCat: youre talking about murray
• RickDickens77: Dr. Plotkin.
• LouisTheCat: murray is an idiot rick
• RickDickens77: He happens to be a fine doctor.
• RickDickens77: And he says you're overweight
• LouisTheCat: he also says coinkydink
• LouisTheCat: and anyhoo
• RickDickens77: If we're not careful you could get feline diabetes
• LouisTheCat: youre just saying words rick
• RickDickens77: Lou, this is actually kind of serious. You're ok for now, but we need to keep your weight under control.
• LouisTheCat: rick this is you
• LouisTheCat: bap bap bap doctor bap bap diabetes bap bap bap fascism is good bap bap
• LouisTheCat: thats you rick
• LouisTheCat: i want a second opinion
• RickDickens77: You're dieting Lou. Just deal for a few weeks.
• LouisTheCat: i think youre punishing me because youre mad about being so fat
• RickDickens77: Don't be hurtful and say things you don't mean.
• --------: 12:01 PM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: what.
• LouisTheCat: im sorry
• RickDickens77: forget about it.
• LouisTheCat: done
• LouisTheCat: can i have a snack
• --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline